America's ''Most Wanted'' team... none other than the pathetic
Can you pick out
McGuire" the other day and
it got me to wondering...
How Much is Michael Irvin REALLY Worth?
Gee, I dunno . . . It could've been a lot of things. A Deion Sanders Nativity Scene? Nah . . . I'm sure he'll be a Muslim soon . A DE-flatable Emmit Smith Doll? Nah . . . even now his ego is still too inflated to fit on Santa's sleigh. Perhaps a Jerry Jones Piggy Bank? Nah . . . he'd have 'em all smashed open in search of loose change before they even hit the shelves. How 'bout a Michael Irvin Sugar Canister? Well, this actually has some promise . . . after all, you know you'd get SOME kind of white powder out of it . . . but no, that's not it either. To see what all the kids went wild for last holiday season in Big-D . . .
Q: Why did Emmitt Smith have trouble getting in his front door?
A: Someone painted an end zone on his door mat!
Q. What do you say to get 47 Cowboy players to all stand at once?
A. "Will the defendant please rise?"
Q: If Michael Irvin, Leon Lett, and Erik Williams are riding in a car, who's driving?
A: The cop.
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get in the Dallas huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Q: Who is the new Cowboy defensive coordinator?
A: Johhny Cochran.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The following gems were contributed by folks who surfed by my site and decided to throw in their two cents. Thanks, dudes! (Clearly, 'ole dingle-Barry doesn't get the punch lines).
Q: Why can't Dallas Cowboy players find the Cowboys web site on the Internet?
A: They haven't been able to get three ''W's'' in a row all season!
13 arrests and 3 convictions.
A: Yeah, they smoked all the grass and snorted all the lines.
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